Umm... Sorry?

I should preface this tale by
explaining that this is the first in a series of stories that were
inspired by a sudden and rather humorous rash of pregnancies that graced
the harem. The running joke was that the Squire (F. Baggins, Esq.)
was the culprit, or at the very least, if not his physical presence, the
high estrogen levels he inspired in his haremites.